Yeah, so here’s the story: I got a really tall friend, I was in 7th grade. He was really tall, I didn’t use to be this tall. It’s weird when you’re young and you’re not tall and then you grow up and you get taller. So anyways, my friends tall, his name is Clayon Bates. So he’s really tall, have you guys ever done that thing when you fucking put your hands on somebody’s back and you jump over their head? Leap frog yeah. So, I tried to do that and it didn’t really work and I landed on my arm. This arm right here actually (lifts up left arm with cast) it’s kind of ironic. I felt like I was gonna pass out because I almost thought I had broken it. No, no it gets better. SO, the next thing I know I wake up and I fucking - Yo, you guys don’t understand what happens when you pass out, you can’t really control your bodily functions, and I started peeing! So, we’re sitting in line, we’re in P.E. and there’s like 6 kids in front of me and I’m sitting on a slope, you know that crack in the ground, and I just fucking peed. Streaming down there and everybody’s getting up going “what the fuck is that! Get out of the way he’s peeing!” And I’m just dazed and confused. I was like “What the fuck’s going on?” So then Jared gives me shit all the time for that, he’s like “People don’t forget!
- John O’Callaghan