piece by piece I am slowly transforming into the whitest girl anyone knows

help I just want to go home and sleep its all I want I just want to sleep for the rest of the night please also I need like 400 bottles of aloe I am on fire why did I go tanning who am I

Anonymous asked: your writing makes me feel so happy and sad at the same time and i love it to pieces and bits and blood and it makes me feel like laying on my bed and staring at the ceiling and like loving people more than they could bear and like being a feather dropped from a tall building and i hope that one day you publish a book, a thousand books, and i want to buy them all.

omg I’m in love w you ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

this boy I like just told me I looked pretty with my dark hair give me one reason not to jump off a bridge right now

#cry  

you’re annoying, shut up

Anonymous asked: ok so do you actually think your whole life would just magically be better/different if you were skinny? because let me tell you, coming from someone who is skinny, it isn't at all. you'll find something to hate yourself for whether you weigh 90 pounds or 300. it just really ticks me off when people just assume that the whole of your self esteem is tied only to your weight and that everything is rainbows and unicorns if you're on the lighter side.

don’t make me sound stupid for thinking I’d feel better if I were skinny

me n doge

me n doge

dumb baby gets her nails did

(via aneverending-dream)

#CRYING  
I cried like a big baby when I got this. I miss you every day.

I cried like a big baby when I got this. I miss you every day.

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

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and think the video is broken when it stops to load

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“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

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“work in pairs”

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(via snorlaxatives)

buttsama:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(via ed-ingle)

worstkindoflesson:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

wear the fucking shorts you’ll get dress coded anyway

(via halfstoned)

my entire life revolves around the sentence “if I go to bed now I’ll still/only have _ hours of sleep”